It's A Vinegar Kind Of Day ...

Good Morning ...

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yeah ...

That's how I feel!!!

Last night one of my "things" ... not sure what to call them ... they're those veggie/fruit filled with vinegar large jars, decorative ... you know ... anyhoo ... a large one fell last night off the top of the cabinets ... hit the granite ... made a chip in the granite (NOT HAPPY) and hit the floor ... millions of pieces ... glass, veggies, fruits, vinegar ... imagine the lovely smell ... OH MY GOODNESS !!!!!

Yeah ...

Ahh ...

Well ...

Okay ... so ... moving right along ...

Headache today ...

Not in a good mood ...

Just being honest today ...

Usually, well ... most of the time, (that was Synonymous wasn't it?) I only blog when I have positive, good things to say!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAH

Just kidding ... it's not that bad ... just one of those days for me ...

Okay ... so ... some humor ... that's what I need ...

How about these ...

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window :
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait. "
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At a Propane Filling Station ,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:"Best place in town to take a leak "
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Alrighty then ...

Hey ... what can I say?

I wish I had something melodic, beatific, bravera, virtuoso, brilliant to speak of at the moment ...

maybe tomorrow ...

Have a day, tammy