Trash or Treasure ...

Good Morning ...

Okay ... what do I do first?

Where do I start?

I still have things I can't find ...

I'm beginning to think I labeled my boxes wrong ... perhaps?

Could "good boxes" have been mistaken for "trash"!!!

don't even want to think it!

One day ... I'll get settled ...

I need to go open a few boxes right now and just MAKE myself do it!

It's EASY to "unpack" from a trip ... you already know where your things go ...

BUT ... when you move ... and you "upack" ... you have to create new homes for all your things ... and I guess that's where I'm at ... trying to make decisions where things should go!

Okay ... so ... here's a few things to think about ... (my mind needed something "else" to think about today) ...

* Can you cry under water?

* How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

* Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

* Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

* Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

* What disease did cured ham actually have?

* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

* Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

* If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

* Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

* Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

* Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

* Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

* Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

* If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

* Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

* If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

* Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


* Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

.... and the #1 thought for the day ...

* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


Something to think about huh?!

Happy Tuesday, tammy